Chip and the Magic Key

We all read those incredibly simple books at school that helped us learn to read, the ones with the titles like "Chip and the magic key". Well today I was pondering upon what I would write if I were to try and concoct one of those deliciously exciting (Insert appropriate sarcmark here) stories.

I came up with a little something like this.

"I have a new ball" says Chip.
"It's a nice ball" says Sally.
"Would you like to play with it with me?" Chip asks.
"Yes I would" replies Sally. They see there friend Biff in the distance.
"Hello Biff!" shouts Sally.
"Hello" Biff replies. "I have some cake. Would you like some?"
"Oh yes. That would be nice." replies Sally.
"No thank you Biff, you see i had a brie, aubergine and jalapeño sandwich just five minutes ago." replies Chip.
"Oh I see" Biff answers. "I see you are following the new fad-diet"
"Indeed" replies Chip. "I am over the bulimia now you see."
"Ah, then all is well. I was wondering, just the other day, what your opinion on the proposal for the disetablishment of the Church of England was?"
"Oh well I would deem myself an antidisestablishmentarianismist for sure."
"I thought you might old chum. I thought you might. By the way, this has been bugging me all morning, do you remember the name for that protein, the one with 267 amino acids?"
"Oh yes, you mean MethionylglutaminylarginytyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanyvalylprolylphenylalanylvalythreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolyglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucelalanylaspartyglycylprolythreonylisoleucylglutamiylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylglycylvalyltheonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanygllutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylpriIylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalyphenylalanylasparaginyllysylgyycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylgutaminyllcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylavlylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalyprolylvalylglutaminylglutamyllserylalanyprolyphenylalanylarginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvaylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginyglutaminylisoleucylalanyylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalythreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylanylalanylleucylprolylleucylaspaaginylhistidylleucylvaylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasaraginylglycylphenylalanylglycylisoleucylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylalanyglycylalanylalanyglycylalanylisoleucylserylglycyserylalanylisoleucylbalyllsylisoleucylisoleucylglutamyyylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylprolyglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalabylvalylglutaminlylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine"
"Of course! How could i forget."

Mum! Can you help me with my reading homework please!

- Oh and if you're wondering if that is in fact a word, it is, apparantly. The longest word in the English language at 1909 letters. Who knew?