The Fabulous Life of Cal

I would like to thank my readers, however a small number that might be, I finally have reached 1000 views. Following in the foot steps of my dear friend (the one I call Grandma). She has 29x as many views as me. Not that it's a competition!

You can read her blog here: http://www.mynameislaurajanewilliams.blogspot.com/

(And do because it's full of wit and naughty words!)

It was a cold November night when she forced me to create my blog. I say forced, I wanted to jump on the bandwagon of her succesful blog, but was procrasinating instead of doing it.

After drinking one too many cocktails, (not that I can remember if that is what we were in fact doing, but the likelihood of that is high), and probably looking up 'Ewan Mcgreggor naked' not that either of us find him remotely attractive but because we were intriegued and apparantly he had been naked in a film... Wait, I can't speak for my friend. Maybe she DOES find Ewan Mcgreggor attractive... Is that possible?

I digress. We were trying to book tickets for 'A Christmas Quangle Wangle'.

My friend recited the first few lines over and over for the next few days it went a little something like this.

"Atop the crumpety tree

The quangle wangle sat

But his face you could not see

On account of his beaver hat

............................................. wide

With ribbons and bibbons on every side."

Something like that. We couldn't book tickets, because I was being slightly sinical, and arranging dates around our...*cough*... her busy schedule was somewhat difficult. I say slightly sinical, but that's a lie, I was being a massive prick.

"Look at this trailer of 'Closer' on youtube."
"Okay... It looks crap..."

Hmmph. Anyway, one thing lead to another and my friend starts creating my blog for me.

"And what shall we name it?"

"The Fabulous Life of Cal? You can always change it later..."

"I like it. The Fabulous Life of Cal."

And the Fabulous Life of Cal it has remained. Thanks Grandma.