My incredibly funny Cellist friend and I are walking with our friend to a Christian sex talk. Why?
Free food of course.
As we are waiting by the lift, we see the sign, "Press 5 for free food!". Floor 5 it is then. We see some scary looking people holding large plates of inedible looking ham sandwiches heading towards floor 5. My Cellist friend turns to me.
"You know what, I really don't think we should be going to this Christian sex talk."
"Well, a gay, and a young Mum. Do you think that's a good idea?"
We turn around and pay for our lunch like normal people.