Thursday, 25 February 2010

Press 5 for Free Food!

My incredibly funny Cellist friend and I are walking with our friend to a Christian sex talk. Why?

Free food of course.

As we are waiting by the lift, we see the sign, "Press 5 for free food!". Floor 5 it is then. We see some scary looking people holding large plates of inedible looking ham sandwiches heading towards floor 5. My Cellist friend turns to me.

"You know what, I really don't think we should be going to this Christian sex talk."

"Why?"

"Well, a gay, and a young Mum. Do you think that's a good idea?"

"Good point."

We turn around and pay for our lunch like normal people.

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