Paper Trails

As tempting as it is to write about snail trails rather than paper trails, I think that would be an incredibly shallow thing to do.

*cough*

This world is full of lies, it's unavoidable. However, with modern technology where there is a lie there is always a trail. We all tell our little white lies, "No! You don't look fat in that dress, don't buy it though. You ought to save your money." Some of us tell black lies too. "No, i don't have a girlfriend. Come back to mine!" Those are the types I'm here today to talk about.

Why do people feel the need to lie? Why can't people be more open and honest? I'd like to think I'm pretty open about every part of my life. I'd like to think. But come on guys, if you are going to go off and do something terrible, (No judgement here!) could you at least try to cover it up propperly?

There's facebook and emails and texts and call histories. There's friends who will keep it 'secret' and eyes in every corner. We hear things from friends of friends, we find a suspicious receipt, a questionable red wine stain on your jeans, or lip stick on your colar. Regardless of what you say or do, we are going to find out.

So why do people cheat? We look in the celebrity world and we find they're no better for it. LeAnn Rhymes, Britney and J-Lo. Brad Pitt, Jude Law and Ryan Phillipe.
Why can't they keep it in their pants for five minutes? Have they not looked at their husbands/wives?


Oh yeah, I'm married to an underwear model, but look, that boy is wearing a hat. *gets distracted and has sex with him*

... Have a little self respect people!

Oh and BTW - For those of you who have alarm bells shooting off. Lee and I are fine, this was spurred on by a conversation about celebrities last night.

Now be good.



I don't care how big he tells you it is. You have a boyfriend. Behave!