We had barely been at The House of Pastelle five minutes when our good friend Jessy managed to open a jar of jalapeño peppers into her lap. She laughed "That's the second time I’ve done tha.... AHHH! MY VAGINA, MY VAGINA, IT'S BURNING MY VAGINA!" she screamed and ran to her bedroom.
Half an hour later, after a quick shower, she emerged again and sat down at the kitchen table. We were creating our 'editor profiles' for the student magazine. She read out the questions and reached 'Embarrassing moment'.
"I don't have any embarrassing moments." she said scratching her head.
Oh really Jessy, Oh really?